July 2011
evitation:
Some boys need to learn the difference between “I want a relationship with you” and “I want to have sex with you”
My standards are unreasonably high considering how...
allilivesinwonderland asked: 12 and 16:)
Did I reblog that already?
Screw it, I’ll reblog it again.
scrolling down facebook news feed.
the-absolute-funniest:
don’t care
don’t care
whore
don’t care
your life just sucks, doesn’t it?
you’re single? don’t care
no, it’s cool to write letters to inanimate objects in your status
song lyrics, cool
you can probably just kill yourself
annoying 12 year old
inside joke no one gets, cool
making out pictures
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forever-yourss:
Thinks They’re Black :
Tries To Be Like Everyone
Doesn’t Give A Fuck
Acts Like They’re 5
Eats All The Time
Can’t Dance
Is clumsy as fuck
Has anger management problems
Is kinda paranoid
Isn’t the brightest bulb on the tree
Annoys the shit out of you
But you still love them
June 2011
6126) All this pain I'm going to get, I deserve...
Reblog if lately your life consists of sitting in...
likeyea:
iloveaidengrimshaw:
farawayfromthereality:
You forgot Justin Bieber
The song is named "Marvin's Room" because Drake...
queenbrijone:
kekekannabis:
had to drop that knowledge on ya’ll
When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice...
amillionmilesperhour:
Lmao.
Some guy at 6 Flags lifted up his shirt and he had...
queenbrijone:
Awkwardly just standing there when your friend is...
meowiemeow:
When i tell my dad i'm gonna do the homework in my...
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