jugwine:

*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today

parrnasse:

trends guys hate:

  1. crop tops and high waisted shorts
  2. red lipstick

trends girls hate:

  1. being murdered
  2. being murdered for wearing crop tops and high waisted shorts

(Source: artechoke)

nestakaai:

I need to stop feeling like this

idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.